Edmonton Manure Fun?

Just a rather old dude looking for farms in the Edmonton, Alberta, Canada area that might let me enjoy some quality time with (even better, in) their solid or liquid manure. Cow, horse or hog preferred but, eh, I'm not gonna be too picky. Or if you have a bunch of doggos, I wouldn't mind access to their crap, either.

Willing to return the kindness with money, labour or most anything else.

Also willing to compensate any middle-men who help get me in touch with people who might help me out.

Mail me at: dudefella@tutamail.com

Some of my interests ➡️.

None of these are me, by the way, that's the problem.

Swim in your lagoon or under your barn.

Spend some time wallowing in your barns or piles.

Shower in liquid shit, or get "solid" stuff dumped on me.

Clean you or your farmhands' boots for you.

Sate my hunger with a nice meal provided by your critters.